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PattyPalooza: A Breakdown of All Our Favorite Krabby Patty Varieties

We may never know the Krabby Patty Secret Formula, but we sure do love it and all its glorious spin-offs! How do they compare to each other? Let's break 'em down. Order up!

  • The Monster Patty

    This gargantuan patty can’t be flipped by normal size spatulas, and definitely won’t fit in one bite!

    Episode: “All That Glitters”

  • The Pretty Patty

    Red, green, blue, purple, plaid, invisible - is there any color these patties don’t come in? Eaters Beware: may cause glowing tongue.

    Episode: “Patty Hype”

  • The Weenie Patty

    A creation out of the Weenie Hut kitchen, these Weenie Patties were a hit in Bikini Bottom! Sure, they’re technically made from…well, weenies, but everybody loves ‘em, even those tough fish over at the Salty Spitoon.

    Episode: “SpongeBob You’re Fired”

  • The Chumwich

    If your favorite food is organs, you’ll love the Chumwich!

    Episode: “20,000 Patties Under the Sea”

  • The Nasty Patty

    Scarier than the Flying Dutchman, stinkier than your breath after an onion sundae, and more dangerous than an Alaskan Bull Worm’s mouth: the Nasty Patty!

    Episode: “Nasty Patty”

  • The Noodle Patty

    SpongeBob didn’t work at Wet Noodle for very long, but he still managed to turn out this wild patty-pasta mashup.

    Episode: “SpongeBob You’re Fired”

  • The Jelly Patty

    SpongeBob pulls apart a half-eaten krabby patty to reveal the sticky jellyfish jelly inside.

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    THE JELLY PATTY: Fred sang it best: “It's no ordinary sandwich! It's the tastiest sandwich in the sea!” Episode: “Jellyfish Hunter”

    Fred sang it best: “It's no ordinary sandwich! It's the tastiest sandwich in the sea!”

    Episode: “Jellyfish Hunter”

  • The Sponge Patty

    Oh no…what have we done? The horror!

    Episode: “The Inside Job”

  • The Pizza Patty

    Should we get pizza, or a patty? Head on over to the Pizza Piehole for the best of both worlds.

    Episode: “SpongeBob You’re Fired”

  • King-Sized Ultra Krabby Supreme Patty…On A Stick

    Big, fried, and on-a-stick for easy eatin’. Add mayonnaise directly to mouth for taste.

    Episode: “Just One Bite”

  • The Synthetic Patty

    They may look normal, but they’re gray, gross, and full of mystery. Give us the real deal any day!

    Episode: “Selling Out”

  • The All-Bun Patty

    Maybe you need a break from patties, maybe you’re in a bun-y mood. Either way, this one’s got you covered.

    Episode: “Tutor Sauce”

  • The Paper Patty

    Kinda like the Synthetic Patty, only somehow less edible. DoodleBob pencil not included.

    Episode: “Not Normal”

  • The Nature Patty

    Organic and, well, natural. A great snack for when you’re lost in the woods after the Food Con!

    Episode: “Food Con Castaways”

  • The Krusty Dogs

    An entirely new Patty Delivery System: roll up those patties and turn ‘em into dogs!

    Episode: “Krusty Dogs”